Stay open minded but have common sense guard the door.
“If you NEED a bearded old man in the sky to tell you how to treat another human being, you and I are gonna have a problem.”
- George Carlin
Don’t need therapy, one of the voices in my head is Sigmund Freud’s.
I actually DON’T drink a dangerous amount of fizzy drinks. Or are you calling Doctor Pepper a liar?!
I’m the guy saying “weed” during X-Mas family reunions, when my aunt says “Is there anything that could make this moment more wonderful?”